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Hailstone
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Hailstone Apr 7, 10:10pm - #437135 

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Poll: Your car is an extension on your penis? Not for girls =)

Before you rush and answer yes or no, think about it for a second. Is the only reason you own your car is because you need a form of transportion and the celica is good car to own? Or because its sexy as hell and chick love it and the guys hate you because of it?

My celica adds 3 inches... ...atleast.
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kmlgts Apr 7, 10:21pm - #437136 

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add 3 inches??? wow!! you need to dyno to prove it! rofl rofl

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iggy Apr 7, 10:25pm - #437137 
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omg hahahahahahahah rofl no, just super sexy and not to slow thumbsup

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hombredelassrtas Apr 7, 10:32pm - #437138 

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Originally Posted by kmlgts
add 3 inches??? wow!! you need to dyno to prove it! rofl rofl


my dyno said it only added 2" but i am geting the kit in a month, i think that adds 1 or 2 more rofl rofl

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lilchief Apr 7, 10:36pm - #437139 

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after i added the short shifter my "camshaft" got about 2'' longer.

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Haulin_A_Doo Apr 7, 10:38pm - #437140 
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Wow, not ya have 4. rofl
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dansgts Apr 7, 10:46pm - #437141 

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mine didnt add much, too old frown
but its still a sexy car...just not as sexy tongue
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KickScrew Apr 8, 12:05am - #437142 

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I dont think so confused
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kmlgts Apr 8, 12:20am - #437143 

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lol.. if you have the "TRD" sticker how many inches does it add? rofl

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celikitten Apr 8, 2:50am - #437144 

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i'm glad i don't have a penis...


except when i have to pee in the woods... a penis would definately come in handy then...


celicas are sexy though... and we chicks do love them... haha

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MUNTED Apr 8, 2:59am - #437145 

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lol i added 15inches rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Super_celica Apr 8, 3:03am - #437146 
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Hell ya its sexy ,4 hot chicks from work have alrdy taken rides in mine.
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Hailstone Apr 8, 5:19am - #437147 

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girls are always, OH I LOVE YOUR CAR!! CAN I GO FOR A RIDE??
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celikitten Apr 8, 5:35am - #437148 

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you know... now that i think about it... celicas attract guys too... i'm all the time getting guys coming up to me asking me about my car

shamelessly addicted to ecelica
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Xer0GT Apr 8, 6:06am - #437149 
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i dunno about you guys rofl i got my celi strictly for looks and reliability

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unstopable Apr 8, 6:10am - #437150 
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damn kitten you want ur own penis dont lie! My celica is all i hear about when i talk to a lot of girls
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gts_drew Apr 8, 6:34am - #437151 

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what frist brought me on to the celica was my g/f said thats sexy looking... then i drove and hit lift... thats when i bought the car...


my TRD sticker was already on there when i bought it... but when it sign the for the car i felt a 4 inch growth... i got to get it dyno to be sure though
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lilchief Apr 8, 7:30am - #437152 

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well i got 2'' to the cranck at idle when its not being used and 4 to 5 inches to the wheel when active happywink

P.S gain that is...

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jonnyess Apr 8, 12:24pm - #437153 

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I always get from the chix:

Oh your car is sooo hot.


May I blow you now??



bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa spineyes

Life is the sexually transmitted interruption of an otherwise peaceful existence...
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celikitten Apr 8, 4:04pm - #437154 

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Originally Posted by unstopable
damn kitten you want ur own penis dont lie! My celica is all i hear about when i talk to a lot of girls


hahahaha... naaaaaaaaah i think i'll pass on that...

being a girl is much better thumbsup

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Eman Apr 8, 4:13pm - #437155 

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i still dont understand this thread, must have read it like 10 times. confused

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celicajonz Apr 8, 4:18pm - #437156 
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Originally Posted by Eman
i still dont understand this thread, must have read it like 10 times. confused


same boat man confused

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I hit, what else, oh plus dome.
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05XRunner Apr 8, 4:23pm - #437157 

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yea i dont get it either. You need a car to compensate for something or what. I am lost.
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Eman Apr 8, 4:26pm - #437158 

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werd...i dont need a car to make up for my cac...hailstone this might help...
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05XRunner Apr 8, 4:35pm - #437159 

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Originally Posted by Eman
werd...i dont need a car to make up for my cac...hailstone this might help...


HAHAHAHAHAHA wtf
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trdsisco Apr 8, 4:53pm - #437160 

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^^ Damn thats pretty tight.. LOL Damn Eman always coming up with some funny shit...

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Eman Apr 8, 5:04pm - #437161 

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i didnt mean i use the damn product i said i dont need a car to sum up my cac...im saying for him that product should help (05xrunner)



thanks sisco haha

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trdsisco Apr 8, 5:14pm - #437162 

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Yeah my kit, and carbon Hood and hatch.. added about 1.75 ... i was pissed. expected more i guess...damn it.. im going to have to get that product , Eman do you have the number? JK dont need it my cac is cool.. rofl

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Eman Apr 8, 5:21pm - #437163 

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rofl

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iggy Apr 8, 6:35pm - #437164 
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crazy rofl

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trdsisco Apr 8, 6:58pm - #437165 

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rofl rofl rofl

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morris Apr 8, 10:07pm - #437166 
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Oh boy! rofl rofl rofl this thread is funny grin

anyway IMO human beings (no matter female or male) that like cars feed their ego with it.

Yeah baby! your car increases your ego cool rolleyes spineyes
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Zero Apr 8, 10:13pm - #437167 

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EMAN, that was great. rofl

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trdsisco Apr 8, 10:38pm - #437168 

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yeah it does increase ur ego.. it feels fucking good.. thumbsup

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mrluilou Apr 8, 11:12pm - #437169 

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well i got the car its bad ass & yeah it does attract a lot of attention... soon ill be getting my CAI which should give me a couple of inches... i heard 10" thumbsup

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cutterman7 Apr 9, 12:28am - #437170 

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See its all the rice you guys have added. I installed a CAI, Turbo kit, with some weight reduction, and I go from start to finish in the low 14s, top that! thumbsup

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