next time tell him this "sir, you waste your time pulling me over. one of mine buddy is doing your wife right now". it will make you feel a lot better at the end.
edit: do it at your own risk
haha at your own risk is right. a female friend of mine got pulled over a few years back for speeding. she figured she wasnt gonna get out of it cause the cop was being an ass about it so she just started running her mouth. the cop said "keep going and i'll write you up a whole list".
she handed the officer a pen and said "better get started"
$1,500 in charges..which were NOT dropped.
moral of the story: just be respectful, take the bite, and fight it afterwards if you must