Well today when I was at work I was on break talking to the cashier. Well I was sitting right by the window and in the corner of my eye I noticed this dumb ass right by my car. Yeah, it's some guy from my school and we have a long, bad history (he blamed me for taking his girlfriend or something when she was never even his girlfriend; he asked her out but she said no).
Well then I noticed that he was touching my car, and when I looked closer I noticed that he was putting chewed gum all over my black paint on my car (you have no fucking idea how pissed I was after I saw this).
So I went outside (well, ran outside) and pushed him from behind and asked him what the fuck he was doing, and he simply said "fuck you bitch." So I pushed the mother fucker and we started going at it until my coworkers broke it up (like 30 seconds later). He got me one good time in the face, but I got him in the nose and it started gushing out blood so hopefully it broke. My coworker went to call the cops but I told her no since they wouldnt do shit about the gum on my car. I figured a broken nose was good enough.
If there is anything in the world that pisses me off so much, it's when someone does some sh*t like that to my car.