Don't pay any attention to NoCelicaGavy. He is just messing around with you.
He is a friend of mine and we are pretty bored. He's just trying to get a response out of you so he can have something to do. He's just joking though.
That's how bored we are sitting here in Iraq. And messing with eachother is how we entertain ourselves.
Now tell NoCelicaGavy to shut the fuck up and ask him why he was the only soldier in Iraq who couldn't get any pussy when he went home on vacation for two weeks.
Now he walks around all depressed, but won't admit that it's because he couldn't get any pussy.
Not really the stud that he thought he was I guess.
Anyway, tell me what you are selling and the prices. Maybe I can help.