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Nov 26, 5:12pm - #336288 
Stupid Lotus Owner

I'm sitting at Bob's Big Boy here where I live and tonight they have a classic car show and sitting there was a brand new Elise. I walk up to the guy and asked him how he likes his GTS engine. Well, this guy went nuts he was going on saying, "do you know what this" and "this is no Toyota". So I told him I'll prove it to him and walked him to my GTS popped the Hood and said, "does this look familiar". The idiot stood the dumbfounded for a couple of seconds and then stormed off I laughed the whole way home. I mean this guy clearly had no clue about his car it even says in the brochure ENGINE: Toyota supplied DOHC. What a moron!!!

rofl rofl rofl


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Nov 26, 5:14pm - #336289 
hahahahaha... you ruined the car for him rofl rofl what a fool though.

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Nov 26, 5:15pm - #336290 
dumbass lol


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Nov 26, 5:21pm - #336291 
I wish I had my camera you should have seen the look on his face. rofl


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Nov 26, 5:22pm - #336292 
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Nov 26, 5:23pm - #336293 
rofl rofl thats pretty funny...


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Nov 26, 5:34pm - #336294 
thats hilarious!! You would think a guy would do a little research on a car before spending the $$. Idiot.

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Nov 26, 5:34pm - #336295 
spineyes poor guy with head between his legs driving the car with his hands. rofl


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Nov 26, 5:40pm - #336296 
Hey you know most people with exotics they buy it for the name and could care less about the specs. ohboy rolleyes


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Nov 26, 5:40pm - #336297 
haha...poor guy rofl

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Nov 26, 6:29pm - #336298 
haha, that's funny--think's his car is high and mighty rofl rofl


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Nov 26, 6:31pm - #336299 
nothing like deflating an ego grin rofl


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Nov 26, 6:32pm - #336300 
Originally Posted by spaztikid
hahahahaha... you ruined the car for him


for something that dumb, he deserves it.


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Nov 26, 8:27pm - #336301 
that guy had to be shitting bricks!


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Nov 26, 9:34pm - #336302 
lol sucks that he was so closed minded. I would love to have that car esp after having a gts and lovn the lift smile

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Nov 26, 9:38pm - #336303 
The Lotus IS high and mighty Kris.

It will beat cars that cost 10x the price on a race track


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Nov 26, 9:39pm - #336304 
You know asuming he knew what he had I went up to be friendly with him and he started acting like a total dick so, I decided to make him look like I retard in front of everyone.


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Nov 26, 9:59pm - #336305 
lollol good thing you shattered his ego.

it just goes to show that some rich bitches only buy the most expensive cars, never knowing the specs on it, only knowing the name of the manufactuer. thumbsdown


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Nov 26, 10:00pm - #336306 
OR maybe we have LOTUS engines... grin


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Nov 26, 10:01pm - #336307 
funny shit rofl but im curious how old was this dick head ?

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Nov 26, 10:01pm - #336308 
Originally Posted by Zero
lollol good thing you shattered his ego.

it just goes to show that some rich bitches only buy the most expensive cars, never knowing the specs on it, only knowing the name of the manufactuer. thumbsdown


amen all the car is to them is the name ohboy


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Nov 26, 10:03pm - #336309 
Originally Posted by ravadude338
funny shit rofl but im curious how old was this dick head ?


All I got to say about that is: MID-LIFE CRISIS ANYONE? I'm suprised his hair piece didn't blow off on the way there. laughsilly


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Nov 26, 10:31pm - #336310 
TOO FUNNY rofl Wonder if he would've bought it knowing it had a GTS Celica engine in it that costs about 10X less? confused Start off hard, but end up soft in the end!! HEY, that does sound like he's a DICK!! grin grin rofl rofl

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Nov 27, 6:08am - #336311 
i saw a mini cooper with a yaris engine confused


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Nov 27, 8:43am - #336312 
oh man i wish i would have been there to see the expression on his face rofl rofl

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Nov 27, 8:59am - #336313 
yeah it was funny he stood the with his jaw dropped for like a minute and he stormed off with out saying a word laughsilly


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Nov 27, 10:10am - #336314 
Lotus do know what they are doing, unlike some of the people who buy them..
There is only one reason that engine is in the new elise, and that's because it's a damn good one!!

BTW, do you guys get the Vauxhall VX220 over there? It may be called the Opel speedster in the USA..

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Nov 27, 10:59am - #336315 
i really don't know what he is mad about...at the end of the day he has the lotus..you don't.. rofl


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Nov 27, 11:09am - #336316 
Originally Posted by Akita
Lotus do know what they are doing, unlike some of the people who buy them..
There is only one reason that engine is in the new elise, and that's because it's a damn good one!!

BTW, do you guys get the Vauxhall VX220 over there? It may be called the Opel speedster in the USA..


I know what the Opel Speedster is, but they don't sell Opels over here anymore. My Dad one time had an Opel Kadet. It was a collaboration with one of the US carmakers, but I don't remember which one.

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Nov 27, 11:14am - #336317 
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Nov 27, 11:44am - #336318 
lollol wish i was there.


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Nov 27, 11:44am - #336319 
lollol wish i was there.


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Nov 27, 12:00pm - #336320 
i played an opel on my need for speed hp2 wink was a god game. nice car btw. wish you coudl get them here.

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Nov 27, 2:36pm - #336321 
hahaha oh man that did me good to read this thread!!! just another reason why i say , celicas fucking rule !!!!!!!!!

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Nov 27, 4:05pm - #336322 
Originally Posted by curious02
lollol wish i was there.

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Nov 27, 4:50pm - #336323 
I read a recent consumer review on the Lotus...it was frigtheningly bad! I can't remember where this was, I'll try and find it. wink


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Nov 27, 4:53pm - #336324 
Definitely post it if you can find it I'd be interested in seeing that


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Nov 27, 8:11pm - #336325 
That makes me mad when you see a guy, mostly a woman with a 400 hp 911 turbo but doent even know what a turbo is or even change the tires. angry


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Nov 28, 12:44am - #336326 
Originally Posted by eddie_725
That makes me mad when you see a guy, mostly a woman with a 400 hp 911 turbo but doent even know what a turbo is or even change the tires. angry


They say "it matches my hair"


well they're women, i dont blame them.

what i hate is when a guy just gloats because he has a Porshe Carrera GT and doesnt know squat about it other than the name brand.


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Nov 28, 8:06am - #336327 
rofl thats hilarous man thumbsup

he deserves it for buying something and not doing reasearch into it thumbsdown

i mean hes obviously buying the car for other reasons rather than knowing about his car..

maybe he should join this site rofl
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lollol ...to learn about his rebadged toyota happywink


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Nov 28, 4:59pm - #336328 
Originally Posted by Erick
rofl thats hilarous man thumbsup

he deserves it for buying something and not doing reasearch into it thumbsdown

i mean hes obviously buying the car for other reasons rather than knowing about his car..

maybe he should join this site rofl
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lollol ...to learn about his rebadged toyota happywink


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Nov 29, 1:30am - #336329 
true.. but still a toyota as its powerplant just highly tunned grin


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Nov 29, 6:42am - #336330 
Originally Posted by Erick
true.. but still a toyota as its powerplant just highly tunned grin



true it's still basicly a 2ZZ-GE motor that only has about 10hp at the crank more then a GTS


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Nov 29, 9:04am - #336331 
weighing 600lbs less

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Nov 29, 9:05am - #336332 
...stupid lotus owner thumbsdown


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Nov 29, 11:40am - #336333 
Originally Posted by eddie_725
That makes me mad when you see a guy, mostly a woman with a 400 hp 911 turbo but doent even know what a turbo is or even change the tires. angry


They say "it matches my hair"


"Mad"? or Jealous don't get the two confused. rolleyes

This story is funny as hell, good for you bringing him off his high horse.


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Nov 29, 2:22pm - #336334 
makes me jealous that they ahve it, and mad that i dont wink but then agian i am a poor college student and am extreamly content with my gts wink

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Nov 29, 2:33pm - #336335 
hes trading in his car now

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Nov 29, 2:43pm - #336336 

hahahaa.. some one should keep an eye out for this guy... so that we can all laugh and point at his car...

... whens the next meet...? i wanna see this car and the idiot behind the wheel...

thats a great story Speedy thumbsup

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Nov 29, 2:56pm - #336337 

i go to that BobsBigBoy also... they have the best chili spaghetti or is it beef spaghetti...

anyways... it's Good stuff! thumbsup

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