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speedducky
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speedducky Nov 27, 12:12am - #336288 

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Stupid Lotus Owner

I'm sitting at Bob's Big Boy here where I live and tonight they have a classic car show and sitting there was a brand new Elise. I walk up to the guy and asked him how he likes his GTS engine. Well, this guy went nuts he was going on saying, "do you know what this" and "this is no Toyota". So I told him I'll prove it to him and walked him to my GTS popped the Hood and said, "does this look familiar". The idiot stood the dumbfounded for a couple of seconds and then stormed off I laughed the whole way home. I mean this guy clearly had no clue about his car it even says in the brochure ENGINE: Toyota supplied DOHC. What a moron!!!

rofl rofl rofl

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spaztikid Nov 27, 12:14am - #336289 
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hahahahaha... you ruined the car for him rofl rofl what a fool though.
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khmer215 Nov 27, 12:15am - #336290 

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dumbass lol

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speedducky Nov 27, 12:21am - #336291 

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I wish I had my camera you should have seen the look on his face. rofl

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Virgilson Nov 27, 12:22am - #336292 

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drivethru1986 Nov 27, 12:23am - #336293 

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rofl rofl thats pretty funny...

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grcelica Nov 27, 12:34am - #336294 

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thats hilarious!! You would think a guy would do a little research on a car before spending the $$. Idiot.
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iggy Nov 27, 12:34am - #336295 
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spineyes poor guy with head between his legs driving the car with his hands. rofl

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speedducky Nov 27, 12:40am - #336296 

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Hey you know most people with exotics they buy it for the name and could care less about the specs. ohboy rolleyes

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righteous_one Nov 27, 12:40am - #336297 
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haha...poor guy rofl
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Traviesa86 Nov 27, 1:29am - #336298 

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haha, that's funny--think's his car is high and mighty rofl rofl

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speedducky Nov 27, 1:31am - #336299 

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nothing like deflating an ego grin rofl

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combatc87 Nov 27, 1:32am - #336300 

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Originally Posted by spaztikid
hahahahaha... you ruined the car for him


for something that dumb, he deserves it.

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Polykarb Nov 27, 3:27am - #336301 

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that guy had to be shitting bricks!

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hombredelassrtas Nov 27, 4:34am - #336302 

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lol sucks that he was so closed minded. I would love to have that car esp after having a gts and lovn the lift smile

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DiabloGTS Nov 27, 4:38am - #336303 

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The Lotus IS high and mighty Kris.

It will beat cars that cost 10x the price on a race track

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speedducky Nov 27, 4:39am - #336304 

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You know asuming he knew what he had I went up to be friendly with him and he started acting like a total dick so, I decided to make him look like I retard in front of everyone.

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Zero Nov 27, 4:59am - #336305 

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lollol good thing you shattered his ego.

it just goes to show that some rich bitches only buy the most expensive cars, never knowing the specs on it, only knowing the name of the manufactuer. thumbsdown

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Kim Nov 27, 5:00am - #336306 
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OR maybe we have LOTUS engines... grin

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ravadude338 Nov 27, 5:01am - #336307 
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funny shit rofl but im curious how old was this dick head ?
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speedducky Nov 27, 5:01am - #336308 

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Originally Posted by Zero
lollol good thing you shattered his ego.

it just goes to show that some rich bitches only buy the most expensive cars, never knowing the specs on it, only knowing the name of the manufactuer. thumbsdown


amen all the car is to them is the name ohboy

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speedducky Nov 27, 5:03am - #336309 

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Originally Posted by ravadude338
funny shit rofl but im curious how old was this dick head ?


All I got to say about that is: MID-LIFE CRISIS ANYONE? I'm suprised his hair piece didn't blow off on the way there. laughsilly

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Glove Nov 27, 5:31am - #336310 

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TOO FUNNY rofl Wonder if he would've bought it knowing it had a GTS Celica engine in it that costs about 10X less? confused Start off hard, but end up soft in the end!! HEY, that does sound like he's a DICK!! grin grin rofl rofl
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Veilside Nov 27, 1:08pm - #336311 
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i saw a mini cooper with a yaris engine confused

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tru_Asiatik_Pride Nov 27, 3:43pm - #336312 

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oh man i wish i would have been there to see the expression on his face rofl rofl
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speedducky Nov 27, 3:59pm - #336313 

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yeah it was funny he stood the with his jaw dropped for like a minute and he stormed off with out saying a word laughsilly

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Akita Nov 27, 5:10pm - #336314 

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Lotus do know what they are doing, unlike some of the people who buy them..
There is only one reason that engine is in the new elise, and that's because it's a damn good one!!

BTW, do you guys get the Vauxhall VX220 over there? It may be called the Opel speedster in the USA..
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ct Nov 27, 5:59pm - #336315 

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i really don't know what he is mad about...at the end of the day he has the lotus..you don't.. rofl

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yoru such a clown, i wish you lived in nyc, i would love to just give you the beating that youve probably never gotten in your life.
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grcelica Nov 27, 6:09pm - #336316 

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Originally Posted by Akita
Lotus do know what they are doing, unlike some of the people who buy them..
There is only one reason that engine is in the new elise, and that's because it's a damn good one!!

BTW, do you guys get the Vauxhall VX220 over there? It may be called the Opel speedster in the USA..


I know what the Opel Speedster is, but they don't sell Opels over here anymore. My Dad one time had an Opel Kadet. It was a collaboration with one of the US carmakers, but I don't remember which one.
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v3n0m Nov 27, 6:14pm - #336317 

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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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curious02 Nov 27, 6:44pm - #336318 

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lollol wish i was there.

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curious02 Nov 27, 6:44pm - #336319 

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lollol wish i was there.

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hombredelassrtas Nov 27, 7:00pm - #336320 

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i played an opel on my need for speed hp2 wink was a god game. nice car btw. wish you coudl get them here.

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2003cbgts Nov 27, 9:36pm - #336321 

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hahaha oh man that did me good to read this thread!!! just another reason why i say , celicas fucking rule !!!!!!!!!
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KickScrew Nov 27, 11:05pm - #336322 

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Originally Posted by curious02
lollol wish i was there.
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jonnyess Nov 27, 11:50pm - #336323 

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I read a recent consumer review on the Lotus...it was frigtheningly bad! I can't remember where this was, I'll try and find it. wink

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speedducky Nov 27, 11:53pm - #336324 

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Definitely post it if you can find it I'd be interested in seeing that

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eddie_725 Nov 28, 3:11am - #336325 
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That makes me mad when you see a guy, mostly a woman with a 400 hp 911 turbo but doent even know what a turbo is or even change the tires. angry


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Zero Nov 28, 7:44am - #336326 

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Originally Posted by eddie_725
That makes me mad when you see a guy, mostly a woman with a 400 hp 911 turbo but doent even know what a turbo is or even change the tires. angry


They say "it matches my hair"


well they're women, i dont blame them.

what i hate is when a guy just gloats because he has a Porshe Carrera GT and doesnt know squat about it other than the name brand.

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Erick Nov 28, 3:06pm - #336327 

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rofl thats hilarous man thumbsup

he deserves it for buying something and not doing reasearch into it thumbsdown

i mean hes obviously buying the car for other reasons rather than knowing about his car..

maybe he should join this site rofl
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lollol ...to learn about his rebadged toyota happywink

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barefoott4 Nov 28, 11:59pm - #336328 
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Originally Posted by Erick
rofl thats hilarous man thumbsup

he deserves it for buying something and not doing reasearch into it thumbsdown

i mean hes obviously buying the car for other reasons rather than knowing about his car..

maybe he should join this site rofl
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lollol ...to learn about his rebadged toyota happywink


It's a little more than a rebadged toyota:

0 to 60 in 4.9 seconds
Quarter Mile in 13.1 seconds
Lateral Grip: 1.0 G
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Erick Nov 29, 8:30am - #336329 

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true.. but still a toyota as its powerplant just highly tunned grin

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speedducky Nov 29, 1:42pm - #336330 

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Originally Posted by Erick
true.. but still a toyota as its powerplant just highly tunned grin



true it's still basicly a 2ZZ-GE motor that only has about 10hp at the crank more then a GTS

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Teknikal Nov 29, 4:04pm - #336331 
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weighing 600lbs less
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celicajonz Nov 29, 4:05pm - #336332 
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...stupid lotus owner thumbsdown

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I hit, what else, oh plus dome.
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roxyracer Nov 29, 6:40pm - #336333 

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Originally Posted by eddie_725
That makes me mad when you see a guy, mostly a woman with a 400 hp 911 turbo but doent even know what a turbo is or even change the tires. angry


They say "it matches my hair"


"Mad"? or Jealous don't get the two confused. rolleyes

This story is funny as hell, good for you bringing him off his high horse.

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hombredelassrtas Nov 29, 9:22pm - #336334 

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makes me jealous that they ahve it, and mad that i dont wink but then agian i am a poor college student and am extreamly content with my gts wink

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stefanoc Nov 29, 9:33pm - #336335 

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hes trading in his car now
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ZOEpilot16 Nov 29, 9:43pm - #336336 

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hahahaa.. some one should keep an eye out for this guy... so that we can all laugh and point at his car...

... whens the next meet...? i wanna see this car and the idiot behind the wheel...

thats a great story Speedy thumbsup
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ZOEpilot16 Nov 29, 9:56pm - #336337 

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i go to that BobsBigBoy also... they have the best chili spaghetti or is it beef spaghetti...

anyways... it's Good stuff! thumbsup
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