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funny guy in an eclipse... #287477 Sep 29, 1:31pm Sep 29, 1:31pm
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funny guy in an eclipse...
on my way home for lunch this guy in a lowered eclipse(probably cut springs) rolls up to me in a stop light...


eclipse: hey how whats the top speed on you car??
me: i dunno i havent push it yet but i heared 140mph
eclipse: oh really?? i was gonna buy one of those but i bought this. i can go to 170 i dunno why it does that
me: **knods head and rolls eyes***


at this point light turned green i was gonna race but the street iam on was known for traps so i just let him go ahead and that was that...
funny/boring story but i thought id share rofl rofl

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: tru_Asiatik_Pride] #287478 Sep 29, 1:34pm Sep 29, 1:34pm
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rofl

marco, you meet the weirdest people. when people start talking to me i pretend i speak chinese and then they leave me alone...LOL. rofl


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yoru such a clown, i wish you lived in nyc, i would love to just give you the beating that youve probably never gotten in your life.
Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: tru_Asiatik_Pride] #287479 Sep 29, 1:35pm Sep 29, 1:35pm
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yeah pretty boring guy rice heheheheh!

eclipse: oh really?? i was gonna buy one of those but i bought this. i can go to 170 i dunno why it does that


what a dumb import n00b spineyes

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: RookieGTS] #287480 Sep 29, 1:40pm Sep 29, 1:40pm
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170?!?! get a life ricer... rice

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: ragingpaseo] #287481 Sep 29, 1:56pm Sep 29, 1:56pm
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seriously...he must have been watching TF&F or something...was the eclipse puke green??/?

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: AZZKIKR] #287482 Sep 29, 2:00pm Sep 29, 2:00pm
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steve, i call it, the too slow and too silly... rofl

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: ragingpaseo] #287483 Sep 29, 2:02pm Sep 29, 2:02pm
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Originally Posted by ragingpaseo
steve, i call it, the too slow and too silly... rofl
rofl

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: ravertony] #287484 Sep 29, 2:41pm Sep 29, 2:41pm
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170 huh. maybe off a cliff.


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Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: csheriff] #287485 Sep 29, 4:26pm Sep 29, 4:26pm
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LoL... funny story dude... 170...ROFL!!!

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: ZOEpilot16] #287486 Sep 29, 4:30pm Sep 29, 4:30pm
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wut kind of eclipse? old or new?

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: ZOEpilot16] #287487 Sep 29, 4:32pm Sep 29, 4:32pm
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wtf

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: Style] #287488 Sep 29, 4:44pm Sep 29, 4:44pm
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Can't stand those ricer eclipses.
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Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: RookieGTS] #287489 Sep 29, 4:54pm Sep 29, 4:54pm
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Originally Posted by RookieGTS
yeah pretty boring guy rice heheheheh!

eclipse: oh really?? i was gonna buy one of those but i bought this. i can go to 170 i dunno why it does that


what a dumb import n00b spineyes

iam not kidding those are his exact words rofl spineyes

it was a stock 95(the FF kind)non turbo it was just lowered with the camber all fudge up

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: tru_Asiatik_Pride] #287490 Sep 29, 8:15pm Sep 29, 8:15pm
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what a stupid guy, maybe he just finished watching fast and the furious and he felt the urge to race or something!

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: Miketrd] #287491 Sep 29, 9:01pm Sep 29, 9:01pm
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lol..

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: Miketrd] #287492 Sep 29, 9:02pm Sep 29, 9:02pm
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my friend told me that his 01 stock civic EX has 160hp.

haahaa rofl rofl

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: booyaolian] #287493 Sep 29, 9:10pm Sep 29, 9:10pm
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Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: truboo] #287494 Sep 29, 11:48pm Sep 29, 11:48pm
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eclipse is as fast as an eclipse. takes few hours to go behind the moon and then it gets boring.
but it is true, wut he heard is true. he can go 170, but they forgot to tell him that a person has been on 170 while rolling down the cliff. i was expecting a funny guy in an eclipse telling you a joke while waiting for the green light.

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: stefanoc] #287495 Sep 30, 12:28am Sep 30, 12:28am
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a '95? and he chose that over a celi...

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: fonz182] #287496 Sep 30, 6:18am Sep 30, 6:18am
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He probably bought the Eclipse because all the used Neons were sold!!! rofl rofl rofl


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Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: jonnyess] #287497 Sep 30, 7:16am Sep 30, 7:16am
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^^^ hehehehehehehhe

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: AZZKIKR] #287498 Sep 30, 11:01am Sep 30, 11:01am
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ahha funny story marco, damn i want that shit to happen to me so i can clown them!!

One of my friends thought his stock focus ZX3 had 190hp..lol the SVT doesnt even have that much rofl

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: DaBigTickett] #287499 Sep 30, 12:41pm Sep 30, 12:41pm
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^^ZX3. wow. Z and X are dangerous letters heh. anything that ends with SVT is pos. powerful engine in a normal chassis, frame and body weird as hell. feels like powerful engine in a pepsi can. you shift that shit from first to second and ur car will start swirving left and right for a few seconds. same thing happens when you shift from 2 to 3. every shift is like a turn thats coming up on the front of the road

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: tru_Asiatik_Pride] #287500 Sep 30, 12:59pm Sep 30, 12:59pm
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Was it a black eclipse with black rims?
If it was, I ran into the same guy.
If not, this guy was a dork too. I told my friend what the hell is wrong with him, freaken weardo. wtf


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Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: n8mulder] #287501 Sep 30, 1:07pm Sep 30, 1:07pm
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least he was a nice guy spineyes strange but nice crazy


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Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: Erick] #287502 Oct 1, 9:52am Oct 1, 9:52am
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Lets look at what was said:

Quote:
"I can go to 170, I don't know why it does that."


well, it doesn't, but if it did, I think its because your car has an engine. A very fast one at that. Dumbass! rolleyes

When I step on the accelerator, the car moves forward. Its the strangest thing. I don't know why it does that. rofl

I would have told him "Its too bad you didn't drive your ferrari today I would have loved to see that." laughsilly


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Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: Sancho] #287503 Oct 1, 9:57am Oct 1, 9:57am
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man i thought you were going to tell me he stalled it off the line or somthing like that i can just see that happing to some one like that lol

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: ted18852103] #287504 Oct 1, 10:07am Oct 1, 10:07am
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NonTurbo eclipse top is only like 120, maybe less, cause my 95 turbo's fuel cuts at around 140 so its about the same as my celica. Only 170mph eclipse is one thats 400+ hp with major work done on it and a fuel cut defencer, and I'm sure that loser doesn't know shit about cars so theres no way that car is even close to that kind of performance. Any body with a tuned 170 mph car isn't going to be pulling a stupid F&F stop light challenge.

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tru your car looks so aggressive thumbsup

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: Celica2k] #287506 Oct 2, 1:33pm Oct 2, 1:33pm
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rofl rofl rofl

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: tru_Asiatik_Pride] #287507 Oct 5, 3:34pm Oct 5, 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by tru_Asiatik_Pride
on my way home for lunch this guy in a lowered eclipse(probably cut springs) rolls up to me in a stop light...


eclipse: hey how whats the top speed on you car??
me: i dunno i havent push it yet but i heared 140mph
eclipse: oh really?? i was gonna buy one of those but i bought this. i can go to 170 i dunno why it does that
me: **knods head and rolls eyes***


at this point light turned green i was gonna race but the street iam on was known for traps so i just let him go ahead and that was that...
funny/boring story but i thought id share rofl rofl


That guy didn't lie, he could go 170 .
eclipse: oh really?? i was gonna buy one of those but i bought this. i can go to 170...km/h(softly) i dunno why it does that

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: oOoLINoOo] #287508 Oct 5, 3:39pm Oct 5, 3:39pm
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hahha dumb ass

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Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: csheriff] #287510 Oct 5, 5:16pm Oct 5, 5:16pm
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Originally Posted by csheriff
170 huh. maybe off a cliff.


rofl rofl rofl
That's far worse than us saying we can hit 160 because our speedo goes that high...maybe he's talking about km/h? Or yes off a cliff.

Re: funny guy in an eclipse... [Re: sbocaj55] #287511 Oct 5, 5:29pm Oct 5, 5:29pm
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Marco, is that 140 MPH or KM/H spineyes


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