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Aug 31, 9:05am - #263713 
Mystery Solved!

OK here's the scenario and its alright to laugh (I did).

For the past few months I've been puzzled by My car's alarm going off 2 and 3 times a night pretty much every night. I'd rush out and find it goin off and there's nothing or nobody around. So I'd re-arm it and go back in and within a half hour it'll be goin off again WTF! After a month of this I'd just let it go off over and over and piss off the nieghbors. I started noticing little brownish yellow dried up drops on my front bumper on and by the side marker (Hmmm..) freakin dog piss! Well this saturday I caught the little bastard He's a freakin black standard poodle mix who ran up in my driveway right after I detailed my car and lifted his leg to squirt a few drops on the bumper and then the alarm went off (yes my alarm is that sensitive) then he runs around the corner and waits for Me to come out and reset it so He can set it off again. So I've been OWNED by this poodle for months now with his little game laughsilly


He's lucky I love dog's or He'd become My new door mat grin


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Aug 31, 9:11am - #263714 
rofl rofl


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Aug 31, 9:14am - #263715 
i would of shot the damn thing...


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Aug 31, 9:23am - #263716 
Ambros football the little bastard! angry

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Aug 31, 9:39am - #263717 
roflfunny

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Aug 31, 9:41am - #263718 
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah...(takes a breath, and picks himself up off the floor)...bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult thatsfunny thatsfunny thatsfunny...that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard...ever...bwahahahahahahahaha...btw...what alarm do you have??????...and is this the picture of the dog???Linked Image

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Aug 31, 9:59am - #263719 
Damn, that alarm is very sensitive. I have mine so that you can jump up and down ontop of it and no sound until you break something. Come to think of it, thats why I have a big as dent on my Hood. confused


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Aug 31, 10:11am - #263720 
rofl Yep thats about what he looked like AZZKIKR rofl


And its a prestige alarm.


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Aug 31, 10:16am - #263721 
so does thatso if a dog is marking his territory, does that mean he owns your car now ron?...it has pown3d you more than you realise... rofl


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Aug 31, 10:28am - #263722 
just kick him a few times and he won't come around again - rofl

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Aug 31, 11:04am - #263723 
rofl rofl


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Aug 31, 11:08am - #263724 
rofl rofl rofl

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Aug 31, 11:09am - #263725 
rofl rofl rofl


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Aug 31, 11:24am - #263726 
That's hilarious rofl


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Aug 31, 11:42am - #263727 
I'ma sick my pit bull on him next time laughsilly


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Aug 31, 11:47am - #263728 
Originally Posted by AZZKIKR
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah...(takes a breath, and picks himself up off the floor)...bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult insult thatsfunny thatsfunny thatsfunny...that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard...ever...bwahahahahahahahaha...btw...what alarm do you have??????...and is this the picture of the dog???Linked Image
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Aug 31, 11:51am - #263729 
^ ^ ^
LOL! grin


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Aug 31, 12:20pm - #263730 
Save your money & buy a garage. I sleep better at night knowing my sled & celi are tucked away in a locked garage. thumbsup

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Aug 31, 12:25pm - #263731 
dude lol. thats the funniest shit. a dog pissing on a celica. ive seen a dog running and bumping to a celica in the commercials, but pissing on one. i wanna piss on u.
btw thats a nice alarm you got, but gotta admit that you got owned.

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Aug 31, 12:33pm - #263732 
^^ rofl rofl


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Aug 31, 2:47pm - #263733 
Grab the dog, tie it to a tree, yell to the owner so he watches you, and piss on the dog.

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Aug 31, 3:43pm - #263734 
hahahaha grin

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Aug 31, 3:51pm - #263735 
buy the dog some food drop a TON of exlax in it and make him eat it then tie him to a tree smile


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Aug 31, 5:05pm - #263736 
you cant concider a poodle to be a dog... make a door mat. grin

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Aug 31, 5:42pm - #263737 
I'ma feed 'em to "Brewski" ma pit bull J/P

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Aug 31, 6:01pm - #263738 
haha that's funny stuff. nice alarm too thumbsup

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Aug 31, 7:19pm - #263739 
you got owned Ron.. rofl

nice pit by the way thumbsup


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Aug 31, 7:24pm - #263740 
Cute dog.

Ontario is possibly going to ban pitbulls. Several provinces in Canada already have. Its sad that some owners raise them to be dangerous.

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Aug 31, 7:29pm - #263741 
That is so funny. Hope my Great Dane doesn't decide to do that. He can piss on the windows rofl

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Aug 31, 8:06pm - #263742 
omg eek that dog's probably as tall as me rofl

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Aug 31, 8:42pm - #263743 
LOL great story. My 120lb German Sheppard would have made some short work of him. grin

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Aug 31, 8:58pm - #263744 
kill em


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Sep 1, 12:59pm - #263745 
great story haha classic


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Sep 1, 2:22pm - #263746 
OMG thats so freaking halarious lol hahahahahah dats the funnist story i heard all summer long... ahhaha


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Sep 1, 2:51pm - #263747 
rofl rofl rofl that's a freaking funny story man!lol


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Sep 1, 3:55pm - #263748 
Classic rofl


does the owner of the dog drive a honda by any chance rofl


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Sep 1, 4:34pm - #263749 
Originally Posted by Celica2k
omg eek that dog's probably as tall as me rofl


he weighs 210lbs,.

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Sep 2, 11:41am - #263750 
hum...dead dog?

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Sep 2, 12:28pm - #263751 
Originally Posted by grcelica
Originally Posted by Celica2k
omg eek that dog's probably as tall as me rofl


he weighs 210lbs,.

damn... eek

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Sep 3, 11:59pm - #263752 
Originally Posted by grcelica
Originally Posted by Celica2k
omg eek that dog's probably as tall as me rofl


he weighs 210lbs,.
nuh uh eek i weigh 140 smile

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Sep 4, 12:32am - #263753 
rofl rofl

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Sep 4, 1:04am - #263754 
i would of kick the shit out of him, but the story was fucking rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sep 4, 9:50am - #263755 
Originally Posted by celicat23
Grab the dog, tie it to a tree, yell to the owner so he watches you, and piss on the dog.


HAHAHAHAH, that's a good idea!! rofl rofl thumbsup

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