OK here's the scenario and its alright to laugh (I did).
For the past few months I've been puzzled by My car's alarm going off 2 and 3 times a night pretty much every night. I'd rush out and find it goin off and there's nothing or nobody around. So I'd re-arm it and go back in and within a half hour it'll be goin off again WTF! After a month of this I'd just let it go off over and over and piss off the nieghbors. I started noticing little brownish yellow dried up drops on my front bumper on and by the side marker (Hmmm..) freakin dog piss! Well this saturday I caught the little bastard He's a freakin black standard poodle mix who ran up in my driveway right after I detailed my car and lifted his leg to squirt a few drops on the bumper and then the alarm went off (yes my alarm is that sensitive) then he runs around the corner and waits for Me to come out and reset it so He can set it off again. So I've been OWNED by this poodle for months now with his little game
He's lucky I love dog's or He'd become My new door mat