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#243422 Aug 8, 9:53am
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this guy wrote this on a local car club fourm when i raced a 95 Supercharged T-Bird this is soo funny: LOL! Ron, there is no way you are running a 14. You have got to be kidding me. A Celica, no matter GTS or GT, 5 speed, 6 speed, sport shift, or automatic, is running a 14, high or low. The car is not fast, especially stock. It's impossible. You be lucky to run a mid - high 15. If you think you run a 14, please go to the track and do it, I will pay to see this. I may have a GT automatic with it's so called "140 horsepower" but I also have a 75 shot nitrous, TRD cat-back exhaust system, Weapon R Intake, advance timing chip, computer chip, undrive pullies (alternator, water pump, & crank), removed the front and rear metal bumpers, and I know I wouldn't get even close to that. Celica's are slow, they just are unless you drop a Turbo in a GTS 6 speed. So if you think you are running a 14, please let me have some of those drugs you are on, I could use them. You have a stock Celica, it's slow, get over it. Go race a WRX STi, let's see just how fast you think you are:

i like how he has a auto GT and is going to tell me that the GT will beat the living shit out of my GTS 6-Speed i love it and then he compares me to a STi rofl rofl rofl

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hahahha, this guy sounds very "special" wtf

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PLEASE post the link for him to come over here. Then tell him I personally called him a tool and a moron wave

OR just give him this link, which has pictures of sub-15 second slips all over the place https://celicahobby.com/ubbthreads/thread.f_117001_0_collapsed_5_365_1.html#117001

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how old is this guy? he sounds very smart when it comes to cars. rolleyes

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this is his car http://www.vividimagesmd.com/mel.html this is where i posted the topic about me racing and beating the 95 t bird www.uncontrolledobsessionz.com [uncontrolledobsessionz.com] click on fourms and i posted it as hey guys!

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what in the hell? somebody go over there and crown this dipshit with the assclown award...lol no such thing as a sub 15 Celica? wtf, maybe this guy needs to give US some drugs

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rofl

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rofl rofl I love people who are noobs and think they know everything about cars and talk like they're fucking pros. I doubt he's ever even been to a fucking track.

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What a dumbass! thumbsdown angry


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advanced timing chip? TRD "cat-back" exhaust? really..interesting rolleyes


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this guy has stuffs we dont even know they exist.
"Weapon R Intake, advance timing chip, computer chip"
weapon R sounds too dangerous of a weapon. wut is it an acura part?
wut are all these chips hes talkin about? does he think that when you just superglue a chip on ur ecu gives gains?

gts with i/e/h will get you high 14's easy with a good driver.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA


oh man i needed that! tell him i siad thanks!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA


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haha you guys have to get on this NOOB go to uncontrolledobsessionz.com and go to fourms cleck hey guys! and tell hime what you think

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that guy is a douche

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he drives an auto GT with useless shit... of course its gonna be slow... he probably bought all those things off ebay... he doesnt kno wut hes messin wit


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Originally Posted by stefanoc
this guy has stuffs we dont even know they exist.
"Weapon R Intake, advance timing chip, computer chip"
weapon R sounds too dangerous of a weapon. wut is it an acura part?
wut are all these chips hes talkin about? does he think that when you just superglue a chip on ur ecu gives gains?

gts with i/e/h will get you high 14's easy with a good driver.

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...its not even worth responding to a moron like that...his stupidity is so extreme that I feel stupider just trying to figure out why I can't figure out how someone is that stupid cry

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ask him to race then, if all celicas are the same. with all of his mods, his GT should stomp your GTS. show him whats up.


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hey, i think i've seen that celica at a car show a few sundays back in dundalk. it's silver one isn't it???

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Come on guys

quote:
Mel simply loves
the competition and everything the Import
Revolution stands for.


HAHAHAHAH

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yeah thats him at the car shows

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Thats a nice little arguement you got going over there. Race him and see whats up.

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All that crap in his car? He must have 40 lbs worth of audio and lighting. He'd be lucky to pull 16s with that weight.

TT also has a lot to do with the driver. I don't care if you have the fastest car, if you suck at racing, you will always fail! He has a 75 shot. Too bad he'll never use it. laughsilly

If he loves competition so much, race him!


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he wont race me he said his car only goes on the road if it is going to a show he dont drive it

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Originally Posted by AZZKIKR
...its not even worth responding to a moron like that...his stupidity is so extreme that I feel stupider just trying to figure out why I can't figure out how someone is that stupid cry
exactly ...i think...yeah...thats it...and im a noob...where can i find that super chip? poke


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Ask him where he got his custom engine at.

First time I have seen a Celica (or any car for that matter) with a DOCH.

Double overhead cam hafts?


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