...to make OTHERS feel like an ass!
So I'm pulling into the drive thru at Jack in the Box, and I cut this lady off (not on purpose, I was going a lil bit to fast to stop myself). So while we're waiting in the line of cars, she gets out of her car, walks up to my window, and says "I just wanted to let you know I thought it was very rude of you to cut me off like that." And I reply with, "Oh, Im sorry.. I honestly thought you were leaving the parking lot." She has a puzzled look on her face.. then slowly walks back to her car, I look in my rear view Mirror
and she looks more pissed than when I cut her off. I guess being a polite person and pretending to not know what you did really pisses them off more then yelling back at them.
Edit: She almost rear ended me in the drive thru before she got out of her car.. btw.