UPS licks balls up here in canada.
Well said. And I still maintain, as I had stated in a previous post, that if UPS actually had a physical body, I'd punch it right in the motherfucking cock then kick it when it was down on it's knees. Then it would probably try and suck my
dick while it was down there cause UPS is that gay
and I'd probably let it cause I don't mind getting my dick sucked and it would probably be the only positive thing UPS has ever
done for me. Then, when it was finished, yah, it'd be all up for licking my balls and fuck that shit
Uh-uh, I'd tell it to get back in the UPS truck (which is the color of shit, by the way - who the fuck paints their fleet of trucks brown anyways? maybe people who like SHIT) and they could just get the hell on, 'fo I whup their ass. Anyways, UPS now stands for United Penis Suckers. SUCK ON THIS UPS