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Mizery_Machine
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Mizery_Machine Mar 3, 9:43pm - #116646 
2002 Silver Toyota Celica GT
Razor Blades
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Denham Springs, LA
I love Cops! LOL! (Kind of a long read but funny)

I live in a neighborhood where everyone speeds and totally disregards most traffic laws. (myself included) Its a long straight road with two stop signs.. and it just so happens that those two stop signs are a quarter mile apart.. give or take. That means that people love to stop at one then gun it and totally disregard the second. (again myself included) Well it also just so happens that if you are heading into the neighbor Hood the second stop sign is a 4 way stop. The street on the right is a dead end.. But that isn't even the best part. Guess who lives on the corner lot of that street with a nice big red stop sign in his yard. Yup.. lil ol' me. Moving right along. I am home on my lunch break eating my microwaveable Easy-Mac. (Oh yeah, it rocks) when I hear a very loud duel exhaust..something.. pull up on the dead end. I didn't think much about it.. people love to turn around and back up and such on that street.. Well all of a sudden my dog goes crazy starts barking her head off. Well I put down my bowl of cheesy mac goodness to take a peek and see what's going on. And lo and behold what do I see but a sherifs truck (Ford f-250 I believe) parked behind my dads Dodge van. Not five minutes later two sherif motorcycle cops pull up and park behind that truck. Alright now I am curious as to what the hell is going on, why are these cops parked in my backyard? So I watch a little longer and then see the one cop in the truck get out with his radar gun and go hide in the bushes on the other side of the street.. sneaky bastards. They are there for like ten minutes and they pull over like 3 people. It was funny to watch but it pissed me off at the same time. Anyway I leave to go back to work.. stop my Celi at the end of the street the cops are busy with their latest victim. So just for shits and giggles I rev my engine a few times and spin my tires as I pull onto the main road.. (there is a lot of gravel at the intersection so it didn't take much, "Oh I'm sorry officer, my foot slipped") The three little piggies all looked at me and I smiled and waved as I did 25 all the way out of my neighborhood

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spaztikid
dikitzaps
spaztikid Mar 3, 9:48pm - #116647 
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good thing you came home for lunch and saw them...
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EuRoBoYGT
black & blue 4 you
EuRoBoYGT Mar 3, 9:55pm - #116648 

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El Paso, TX
lol damn cops always trying to be sneaky

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LUNATIC13
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LUNATIC13 Mar 3, 9:59pm - #116649 

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2001 Toyota Celica

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VIRGINIA
Cops are funny! smile I have them follow me all the time for no reason. Or try to pull stupid shit...like push me up the road angry

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CeLlYgT04
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CeLlYgT04 Mar 3, 10:10pm - #116650 

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Cops will be cops laughsilly
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LostAngel Mar 3, 11:34pm - #116651 
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Originally Posted by LUNATIC13
Cops are funny! smile I have them follow me all the time for no reason. Or try to pull stupid shit...like push me up the road angry


lol, ya...some cops suck...like the female one a week ago in meadville that had come to the 'rescue' when someone hit a dear on 322...My best friend was going buy...asked her if she wanted him to finish it off (hes a hunter) and she said something like 'no i shoot things for a living' and she kept shooting it and it wouldnt die and just got pissed. thumbsdown
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Zero
Furi Kuri
Zero Mar 4, 12:00am - #116652 

Furi Kuri
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San Diego, CA
Originally Posted by LUNATIC13
Cops are funny! smile I have them follow me all the time for no reason. Or try to pull stupid shit...like push me up the road angry



Brake check them next time they follow you!!! rofl

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Bakablo1
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Bakablo1 Mar 4, 1:33am - #116653 
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lol careful not to show off infront of cops, cusz if you do, they'll get you sooner or later tongue
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BandBMotorsports
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BandBMotorsports Mar 4, 3:34am - #116654 

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While this post is funny. I HAVE to say this.
You have no right to drive. You run red lights? Hope to god a cop catches you and takes your liscense. Because if I ever see you, I'll destroy your car. I don't care how much I have to pay to replace it. I'll still do it anyway.
In 11th grade my girlfriend died because some butthole was streetracing with a friend, ran a red, and slammed into her. You are the exact reason why we all get bad raps from cops, because dickheads like you do dickhead stuff THAT KILLS PEOPLE. I mean it. Never let me see you. EVER.

Sometimes I just sit in the garage staring at this beautiful wolf, doing nothing, just admiring it. Life feels gooood when you have a Celica in your garage.
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