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so this kid i went to HS with saw i got a new exhaust on my celi, and was asking all about it. he has a yellow saturn sc2 (124 hp stock i looked it up). he asked me about gains and i said 7-12, and he said "that sucks" b/c he just ordered a dual exhaust magnaflow that is supposed to give him 60-70hp:rotf:. i tried reasoning with him, but he was pretty insistent. he said it's gonna be fast soon, and i asked him if it had a 5 speed, and he said not yet, but he's gonna make his auto into a manual rofl he said it's gonna be really fast soon, and then we can race. i told him my best advice was to get a car that is fast to start out with...such as NOT A SATURN. haha! i'm feeling pretty confident about smoking him with that new exhaust on even in my auto.

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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl roflif you dont smoke him by at least 5car lenths ill think your an idiot rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl OMG, that guy is dumb "60-70 hp from dual exhuat from his 4 cylinder rofl rofl rofl rofl


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60 hp from an exhaust rofl

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hahahha rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Wat a idiot rofl rofl rofl


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man, this kid is a ricer if i have ever seen one. i think i just crushed his dreams though (he added me to his MSN now, i wish you could be reading this convo rofl) i don't know a whole lot about cars, but man, this guy was thinking he was gonna run like 500hp out of this thing, and couldn't understand why his saturn internals weren't gonna hold up. rice

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Originally Posted by gtscelica05
hahahha rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Wat a idiot rofl rofl rofl

no, this is an idiot
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LMAO... print this thread out and show him how stupid he is...hahahah

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Heh, those people are the best. They throw out all kinds of numbers without researching anything!


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"60-70hp" laughsilly and I don't really like the sound that Magnaflow gives out.


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Dude! You blew it! You needed to find out where he got that 70hp exhaust! Here we are, wasting our time with 10HP gains from our TRD's. rofl rofl rofl

Send him over here to post on the boards. grin


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yeah, he stopped talking, i think he is probably hanging himself somewhere now that he realizes his car is not gonna be in 3fast3furious wink i should tell him that he made the front page of ecelica though, i'm sure that would make him proud. haha

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give him this link... what a fool

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no link, but i'm heading to bed anyways, i'll check up in the morning. it's 1 AM here and i have 8 oclock organic chemistry cry cry couldn't let you add him to AIM b/c we were using microsoft messegner

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not sure but dont you actually lose some peak horsepower with dual exhausts? correct me if im wrong

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crazy crazy crazy crazy

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Originally Posted by poncho13
not sure but dont you actually lose some peak horsepower with dual exhausts? correct me if im wrong

nah you gain 60-70hp rofl


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Originally Posted by SCOTT03
Originally Posted by poncho13
not sure but dont you actually lose some peak horsepower with dual exhausts? correct me if im wrong

nah you gain 60-70hp rofl

take the cat out and shit that is a whole 100hp +

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sell him a resisitor chip for $20 so he can squeeze another 30-40 hp out of his beefy saturn


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Originally Posted by nebraskaGTS
so this kid i went to HS with saw i got a new exhaust on my celi, and was asking all about it. he has a yellow saturn sc2 (124 hp stock i looked it up). he asked me about gains and i said 7-12, and he said "that sucks" b/c he just ordered a dual exhaust magnaflow that is supposed to give him 60-70hp:rotf:. i tried reasoning with him, but he was pretty insistent. he said it's gonna be fast soon, and i asked him if it had a 5 speed, and he said not yet, but he's gonna make his auto into a manual rofl he said it's gonna be really fast soon, and then we can race. i told him my best advice was to get a car that is fast to start out with...such as NOT A SATURN. haha! i'm feeling pretty confident about smoking him with that new exhaust on even in my auto.

OMG...what an idiot! An exhaust adding 60-70hp!? rofl rice rofl rice

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I talked to the Idiot like him ones too... He has old 96 Honda and he told me that he is going to make his car 500-600 Hp... from 120hp to 600... I wonder how much money do you have to spend to do so...
FUCKING IDIOTS...but they make us look better.


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omg this is too funny, you cant even get thoose kind of numbers from a turbo kit. rofl rofl rofl


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Originally Posted by se7enmodgt20
crazy crazy crazy crazy

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Originally Posted by ryizzle
omg this is too funny, you cant even get thoose kind of numbers from a turbo kit. rofl rofl rofl

maybe not from a daily driven car.
But there is a place here called PFI (Fort Collins, Colorado) and they have a turbo
crx with 600hp they run low 9s in the quarter mile.
some of you guys might be familar with them there in a lot of magazine with the IDRC races. Well they race at almost every race @ Bandimere Speedway in Denver Colorado.

There shop actually has rubber from the tires on the ceilings & far back walls from it doing burn outs on the dyno...


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what the fucks wrong with you guys? i installed a magnaflow and yes i did get 64.7 hp to the WHEELS. so dont talk shit about it.. lmfao.. yea im kidding of course.. roast that kid angry

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laughsilly he makes a good laugh~
but leave him alone.
...he will learn someday...usually the hard way. that way, he learns faster.


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this is funny!

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hey he might haev a couple good stickers as well. grin rofl

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Holy shit that funny. Kids at my school when i told them i added my ram air intake to my auto they were like, "what are the gains on that like 20 Hp" I just said yea to now they think my car can smoke all theirs.

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man those ricers are hilarious... rofl

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what da deuce?!

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I don't know what the hell is wrong with some of you guys. Saturns are quality automobiles that are made to do one thing...go fast.
I'm in the process of trading in my GTS for an 03 Ion. I'm pretty confident that I can hit low 13's in that car after I put in an aftermarket intake/exhaust. I'll post my time slips also. wave


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haha you better watch it man, those saturns are BEASTS!

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that reminds me of this honda fanboy at my school. he thinks the GT celica has 130hp, less torqe than a 99 civic SI (which has 16lb less than GT), and he thinks it weighs 2800 lbs. hahahahahahaha


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Alright I got a question. Why wouldn't he just go quad exhaust and add 120-140hp. Sometimes I just dont understand people...

Tell this guy he could get more horsepower if he bought a real expensive windshield banner. Or atleast he wouldn't lose hp.


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theres soo many of those kids at my school, one kid is bent on saying STI's and EVOS are twin turbos, try twin turboing a 4 cyl and see what happens. but the best is the kid who beat an eagle talon in his 92 cavilier cause of a spoof on the ice and now thinks he can take everybody.


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Hey man, knock on the saturns now, but wait until you start seeing Ion Redline's cruising around the streets, they're running turboed ecotec motors that put out about 200-210 HP to the wheels. Lot of people will be running them because they're cheap amd turboed from the factory. Easily as quick as a GTS.


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it would still be a saturn though. my friend with a celi from columbus said he raced a sc-1 with i/e and a 75 shot of nos and beat him. haha (he has just intake on a GT)

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Originally Posted by Rave669
Hey man, knock on the saturns now, but wait until you start seeing Ion Redline's cruising around the streets, they're running turboed ecotec motors that put out about 200-210 HP to the wheels. Lot of people will be running them because they're cheap amd turboed from the factory. Easily as quick as a GTS.

By the time that happens, I'll have a turbo too! So the food chain will be the same then anyways!


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Saturns can have their factory turbos, the celica still looks 67782623572456983175918275482765 x's better grin

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hahaahahahahaahahah, tell him to get some sticker for his car, 1 sticker has 5hp gain!!!wahhahahahahahahahahahaha lollol

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HAHAHAHA, these "TOO GAY TOO CURIOUS" kids make me laugh tongue...I knew i should have gotten a Saturn, but I just had to buy that can of Sprite...ehh, I think I made the right choice. Tell him to put "enough NAWS to blow himseelf up, period" because that's one thing Edwin knows grin spineyes

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the ion redline wont make 200 to the wheels.. thats horsepower to the crank...

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hahahhaah, 60-70hp from an exhaust, awesome, gotta love kids like that rofl rofl rofl rofl

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forget exhaust, turbo adds like 12,000 hp on a saturn thumbsup

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Originally Posted by SilverGT
hahahhaah, 60-70hp from an exhaust, awesome, gotta love kids like that rofl rofl rofl rofl


Yeah, gotta love the experts

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